My excuse for doing JackQuotes

xD just a siggie I made with my favorite TV charrie in the world: Jack Spicer. I suppose it has Wuya on it toooo buttt... o.o *kicks her* (x.x I dont want any crazies yelling at me for kicking her, either, because meh foot would go right through her. Please, NO CRAZIES xD) Yeeaaahhh I'm real hyper right now, and since I'm obsessed with Mr. Spicer... Bring on the quotes:

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Wuya: Why do you build these stupid machines? They're worthless
Jack: Mom said I need a hobby

WHO ATE THE LAST PUDDING CUP?!

Jack: Brilliant! Why didn't I think of that?
Hannibal: My guess, an extra chromosome.
(Meh. Jack has Down Syndrome o.o)

You're easier to fool than me!

You're even lamer than I am!

I want to rule the whole world! All of it! Not some of it. Not just Iceland or Fiji. I wanna rule the whole world!

Oh, come on. What’s the point of takin’ over the world if you can’t have a little fun? Look at me. I can juggle.

First order of business when I rule the world: Vaporize all mimes.

Jack: Wuya, Wuya, Wuya. How long have you been at this villain game?
Wuya: I wreaked havoc and destruction when the earth was still young, and mankind was just crawling out of the mud.
Jack: And yet you still make amateur mistakes. Everyone knows gloating first, then vaporizing. You’ve come far, Clay. But you didn’t count on the magnificently evil mind of…Jack Spicer! [CACKLING] See? Good gloat. Great laugh.

I asked for knife throwing lessons, Mom sends me figure skating. "You never know when it'll come in handy". Now I feel kind of bad for making a robot out of her Juicer.

And... by that I mean, the wrong side!...uh... I'm with the evil mermaid!

(Okay, I'm done now... although I could go on for ages xD)