Romeo and Juliet Spoof Part 1In a land far far away, there were once two families: The Montagues and the Capulets. And to put it simply, they hated each other; with a burning, undying passion. These two families each had a child. They were Romeo Montague and Juliet Capulet. They never met. Ever. Nor did they ever fall in love.Benvolio took Romeo to a bar, instead of to the party, and got Romeo drunk while he himself stayed sober and let Romeo make a fool of himself."OHHEYTHERE!" Romeo shouted at some poor, unfortunate old lady. "Yur purty, lady. Come on! I won't bite
much." He gave a drunken laugh, and fell out of his seat at the bar counter. Benvolio just stared at him.The old lady, who far from appreciated this young man's tom-foolery, stuck up her nose to him and moved to the other side of the bar."Wh-what!" Romeo whined as she left, reaching a hand out in the direction she'd left in. "N-no. C-c
" he trailed off in a few drunken hiccups and had to swallow a few times before continuing. "C-come ba
APH:FMB's Little Sticky FriendThe Miraculous Adventure of Flying Mint Bunny: Flying Mint Bunny's Little Sticky Friend.One day, when Flying Mint Bunny had grown tired of Arthur's constant complaints about Alfred, he decided to take the opportunity to get out and explore the world!
Or at least head over to Germany to see if Ludwig had successfully taught Feliciano how to make bratwurst yet.But as Flying Mint Bunny approached the land below, gently folding his majestic manly wings as he prepared to land, the German and Italian were nowhere to be found."Well that's rather strange
" Flying Mint Bunny said to himself in his squeaky voice as he landed ever so gently on the green grass below. "They're usually outside around here at this time of day
Oh well." He shrugged to himself. They were probably indoors or perhaps in Italy on this specific afternoon.Flying Mint Bunny figured that wherever Ludwig was, he wouldn't mind the small creature exploring his home for a b